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More Blunt Honesty from Whataburger

Another direct quote from their own advertisement:

"When you're eating a Whataburger, you've got to brace yourself somehow."

I suppose a fresh bottle of whiskey might help.

[edit:  No, tequila.]

Surprisingly Honest for an Advertisement

Actual narration of a recent Whataburger ad, completely un-Photoshopped:

"Can you get a burger at 3:00 in the morning?"

"No.  But you can get a Whataburger."

Really?   Did they honestly pay someone to say this about their product on television?