The Devil's Virtue

Not to mention, everybody's grandparents went ...

2011-09-20T20:01:47.610-05:00

Not to mention, everybody's grandparents went through the Depression and World War 2.

What is the sound of one broken link crapping out?...

2011-03-09T11:25:05.228-06:00

What is the sound of one broken link crapping out?

Actually, according to homeopathic theory, you sho...

2011-03-03T12:31:04.518-06:00

Actually, according to homeopathic theory, you should have overdosed and died. In fact, by having your mostly-water blood near the nyQuil for any amount of time, you should never actually need the nyQuil itself.

Nice.

2011-03-02T15:15:28.513-06:00

Nice.

I think you forgot the quotes on that last one. &q...

2010-07-19T12:47:58.672-05:00

I think you forgot the quotes on that last one.
"Science" indeed.

I agree twice.

2010-03-14T21:45:04.307-05:00

I agree twice.

I will begrudgingly admit that it sounds kind of i...

2010-03-13T00:12:22.082-06:00

I will begrudgingly admit that it sounds kind of interesting, anyway.

Although I realize that you are not counting them,...

2010-03-10T15:10:23.072-06:00

Although I realize that you are not counting them, "Meet The Robinsons" was a pretty good one, and adds another method of demise for the villain. The protagonist in that one does the Disney equivalent of going back in time and shooting him, by deliberately waking up the outfielder in a baseball game which he knows will cause the villain not to have existed.
I'm just sayin'.

I was kidding before. I just wanted to interject h...

2010-02-23T11:24:38.187-06:00

I was kidding before. I just wanted to interject how icky he was.

It's worth pointing out that Basketball, Crick...

2010-02-02T23:45:59.463-06:00

It's worth pointing out that Basketball, Cricket and Baseball are all played in stadiums and all invented by pasty geeks.
I'm just sayin' is all.

Ah yes...it was all in black and white in those da...

2009-12-16T11:28:39.657-06:00

Ah yes...it was all in black and white in those days. And you had to hand-carve your own HTML into a stack of punch-cards.

I believe three years ago, they were still calling...

2009-12-16T11:24:33.019-06:00

I believe three years ago, they were still calling the Pipes "Gore's Folly."

devilsvirtue.com is, as it were, go. The redirecti...

2009-07-24T20:46:48.201-05:00

devilsvirtue.com is, as it were, go. The redirection is complete.

There's strong, and then there's Army Strong. Whic...

2009-04-21T17:41:00.000-05:00

There's strong,
and then there's Army Strong.
Which is, like, different from strong. It is a thing unto itself. It is less of a quality and more of a color, you want the truth.

It's what you get for twittering. And birds and st...

2009-04-21T17:39:00.000-05:00

It's what you get for twittering. And birds and stuff.