Thumb Twiddle!

A trivial post while I procrastinate over my intolerably delayed Live Nude Bisque articles -- now I'm behind by four restaurants, and our millions of fans are slavering I tell you, slavering.

Dear Taco Bell,

Eww. No, no, no...shrimp? At Taco Bell? Ew, no. Just...no. No. Ew.

Thanks anyway, but...ick. No. Don't do seafood. Don't. Ick.

Toward a Science of Disney Formulas

In a random conversation last night I found myself making the unfounded generalization that Disney villains all but universally fall off cliffs. Since this is, in fact, a topic I return to fairly frequently, I decided to do some actual research to back this sweeping statement up. It turns out that it's very close to entirely accurate -- or at least, of the Disney villains who die, falling from a height is by far the most common fate.

This little study accomplishes nothing, save that now when I make this generalization, it will not be unfounded.