Hoozits and Whatsits Galore

Wow, three months since the last post. It has been one king HELL of a three-month period however, and there is a string of fascinating stories to share about where I've been lo these many days. So naturally, here's an unrelated post about cartoon nudity.

No Ifs or Ands

Internet humor has not yet hit bottom -- a fundamental element has been taken up by the bums bringing up the rear at A Butt A Day, and one hopes they'll get to more movies in the end, even if they're way behind on posting.

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Thumb Twiddle!

A trivial post while I procrastinate over my intolerably delayed Live Nude Bisque articles -- now I'm behind by four restaurants, and our millions of fans are slavering I tell you, slavering.

Dear Taco Bell,

Eww. No, no, no...shrimp? At Taco Bell? Ew, no. Just...no. No. Ew.

Thanks anyway, but...ick. No. Don't do seafood. Don't. Ick.

Toward a Science of Disney Formulas

In a random conversation last night I found myself making the unfounded generalization that Disney villains all but universally fall off cliffs. Since this is, in fact, a topic I return to fairly frequently, I decided to do some actual research to back this sweeping statement up. It turns out that it's very close to entirely accurate -- or at least, of the Disney villains who die, falling from a height is by far the most common fate.

This little study accomplishes nothing, save that now when I make this generalization, it will not be unfounded.

Elsewhere in the Tubes

Mister Nihil, aka James' Dad, has initiated a new project in which I am entangled: Live Nude Bisque, a food related blog with an emphasis on reviewing, or at least saying peculiar things about, restaurants and coffee shops in Austin. Other features intended to be implemented are discussions of recipes, baking, and the ongoing chronicles of my search for the secrets of soft pretzelry.

More Bubbles in the Internet

This is the coolest thing since Roy in Clingfilm.