Dear Internet...

Okay, look: part of the normal course of using a web browser is clicking on a newly-loaded page to select it, following which the arrow keys can be used to scroll up and down. This is a common occurrence and I (here representing the web-using public at large) am quite accustomed to clicking on a blank part of a page to do this. Usually I click on the far right or left side of the page as it's loading, since that way I don't risk accidentally hitting a link in the page content which I can't see yet.

WHEN YOU PUT A GODDAMN LINK IN THE SIDE BORDERS OR THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR PAGE IT FUCKS UP THIS BASIC MECHANISM.

STOP IT.