Gaze Into the Eye of Eternity

Silence in the absence of mind. A moment frozen, now eternal, no past, no future. Water on stone. A lesson in Zen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJxz5EM2kc&feature=player_embedded

Dear Internet...

Okay, look: part of the normal course of using a web browser is clicking on a newly-loaded page to select it, following which the arrow keys can be used to scroll up and down. This is a common occurrence and I (here representing the web-using public at large) am quite accustomed to clicking on a blank part of a page to do this. Usually I click on the far right or left side of the page as it's loading, since that way I don't risk accidentally hitting a link in the page content which I can't see yet.

WHEN YOU PUT A GODDAMN LINK IN THE SIDE BORDERS OR THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR PAGE IT FUCKS UP THIS BASIC MECHANISM.

STOP IT.

I Had To...

...not because the title "Getting A Shot: You Can Do It!" makes for such an easy joke, but because Sid's right hand was already in that exact position, needing no editing.