Gaze Into the Eye of Eternity

Silence in the absence of mind. A moment frozen, now eternal, no past, no future. Water on stone. A lesson in Zen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJxz5EM2kc&feature=player_embedded

Dear Internet...

Okay, look: part of the normal course of using a web browser is clicking on a newly-loaded page to select it, following which the arrow keys can be used to scroll up and down. This is a common occurrence and I (here representing the web-using public at large) am quite accustomed to clicking on a blank part of a page to do this. Usually I click on the far right or left side of the page as it's loading, since that way I don't risk accidentally hitting a link in the page content which I can't see yet.

WHEN YOU PUT A GODDAMN LINK IN THE SIDE BORDERS OR THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR PAGE IT FUCKS UP THIS BASIC MECHANISM.

STOP IT.

I Had To...

...not because the title "Getting A Shot: You Can Do It!" makes for such an easy joke, but because Sid's right hand was already in that exact position, needing no editing.

Ten Word Tale of Terror

From a description of the EPCOT attraction "The Making of Me" comes this chilling gem of an ultrashort horror story:

"Hosted by Martin Short, this film is about human reproduction."

Out of Context

I just felt that this quote from MightyGodKing.com deserved spreading:

Hoozits and Whatsits Galore

Wow, three months since the last post. It has been one king HELL of a three-month period however, and there is a string of fascinating stories to share about where I've been lo these many days. So naturally, here's an unrelated post about cartoon nudity.

No Ifs or Ands

Internet humor has not yet hit bottom -- a fundamental element has been taken up by the bums bringing up the rear at A Butt A Day, and one hopes they'll get to more movies in the end, even if they're way behind on posting.

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