And then this came out of my head

To the tune of this

Upskirt girl

Got a photo I can show the world

When her skirt went riding up her thigh

I got a shot to make her momma cry

I'm gonna spy on that upskirt girl

Show her coochie to the whole damn world

When she climbed out of the back of the van

She wasn't looking for the camera man

That's what I am

Before she knows it

I'll upload these shots of mine

And then she'll wake up

With millions of fans online

They'll see I'm not some schmuck

All because

I've got coverage of an upskirt girl

She'll be the nookie seen around the world

These cameras aren't just expensive toys

Now I got something for the tabloid boys

These shots are choice

Upskirt girl

A couple photos of her shorter curls

And this'll be the day my ship comes in

Cause I can sell this for a lot of tin

I'm cashing in

And when shes walking

In dresses up stai-ai-airs

I'll be beneath

Hoping she forgot underwear

You'll see I'm not two-bit

I'm legit

As a journalist

With an upskirt girl

Got a photo that'll shock the world

And it'll tittilate the hot-blooded fans

Cause that's what stimulates the average man

A naked can

Upskirt girl

Shes my upskirt girl

You know I got shots

Of an upskirt girl

My upskirt girl

Dont you know I got shots

Of an upskirt girl

My upskirt girl

Dont you know I been stalking

That upskirt girl

My upskirt girl